I am totally going to move to Great Britain and become a gymnast or diver just for their male olympians.
Annoying roomate →
Number one reason why I don’t ever want to go to work, I have to put clothes on. And I don’t want too.
Nothing more annoying than seeing your hot ex topless…
DEAD MAN DIES!!! June 5!!!
Dead man walking
I’m such a fucking asshole, suck my fucking dick– 50/50
~Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on!~
MY BEST BUDDY HAS A BOYFRIEND NOW!!!
itsnotenoughtosaythatimissyou: When I heard One Direction was coming to my city: When I was waiting for the presale: When I got the tickets: When I realized I’m going to the One Direction concert: At the concert: My life.